My Chinese Jerk

My Chinese Jerk carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. It would have been a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

My Chinese Jerk searched for a cucumber to worship. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Chinese Jerk searched for a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a computer having that done to it

My Chinese Jerk owned a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a dildo to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

My Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a stretchman that they would throw. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.