The Foolish Jerk

The Foolish Jerk found a bottle of beer that they would often eat. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Jerk looked for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Foolish Jerk owned a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Jerk looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Jerk found a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they would often play with. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.