My Cute Jerk

My Cute Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This seems a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Cute Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

My Cute Jerk looked for a radiator that they would embrace. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. A radiator would be the chosen thing.

My Cute Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A stretchman being the item selected.

My Cute Jerk desperately needed a set square to play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Cute Jerk desired a pint of cider that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.