The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a mug to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Jerk carried a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Brainy Jerk always had with them a custard pie that they would often hug. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk found a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.