Their Exciting Jerk

Their Exciting Jerk looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Their Exciting Jerk desperately desired a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

Their Exciting Jerk always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Jerk needed a hat that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

Their Exciting Jerk always had with them a lava lamp to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Their Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a dildo to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.