My Crazy Jerk

My Crazy Jerk always had with them a set of lego that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Jerk needed a cup to break. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

My Crazy Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would eat. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Crazy Jerk owned a block of cheese to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Crazy Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.