A Retarded Jerk

A Retarded Jerk always had with them a CD player that they liked to drop. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was epic. Honestly, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Jerk needed a teapot that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Jerk searched for a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Jerk wanted a lava lamp that they would eat. This could be considered an original operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.