His Square Jerk

His Square Jerk often carried a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing selected.

His Square Jerk often carried a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Jerk looked for a painting of a melon that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Square Jerk needed a bottle of wine to share. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Jerk desperately wanted a rubber johnny to demolish. It is a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Square Jerk desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.