The Exceptional Jerk

The Exceptional Jerk desperately wanted a stapler that they would play with. It might have been a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Jerk needed a computer that they would annihilate It is a curious activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Jerk found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Jerk found a sword that they sometimes break. It should be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. It would have been a different action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Jerk searched for a mug that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.