The Big Jerk

The Big Jerk needed a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Big Jerk found a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Jerk owned a magic 8 ball to throw. One might find this to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Big Jerk always carried a rubber johnny to put on his head. This seems a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Big Jerk needed a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Big Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.