The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk wanted a bag of flour that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Scary Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Scary Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Scary Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Jerk looked for a pen that they would often demolish. This seems to be an original proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Scary Jerk desperately wanted a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an original action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.