His Handsome Jerk

His Handsome Jerk owned a condom to experiment on. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Handsome Jerk owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Jerk always had with them a crown that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

His Handsome Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

His Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would embrace. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.