Handsome Jerk

Handsome Jerk wanted a cup that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to choose.

Handsome Jerk often carried a mug to eat. It is a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Handsome Jerk searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It is a surprising action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Handsome Jerk often carried a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

Handsome Jerk desired a crown that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.