A Brainy Jerk

A Brainy Jerk always carried a hat that they sometimes drop. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Brainy Jerk looked for a mug that they would often put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Brainy Jerk found a set square that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Jerk searched for a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a stapler of all things.

A Brainy Jerk often carried a bag of poop that they would often break. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.