The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they liked to hug. It was a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Jerk desperately needed a hat that they would often hug. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk always kept a set of lego that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Lonely Jerk desperately looked for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Lonely Jerk often carried a bat that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk desperately wanted a big sponge to embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.