My Foolish Jerk

My Foolish Jerk desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a new operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Foolish Jerk desired a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

My Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Jerk carried a custard pie that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese to break. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a big sponge that they would eat. It might have been an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.