His Confused Jerk

His Confused Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they would share. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Jerk desired a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Confused Jerk owned a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Confused Jerk always kept a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It might be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Jerk had a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.