Bum Loving Jerk

Bum Loving Jerk often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Jerk searched for a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Jerk carried a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Jerk often carried a set of lego that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Jerk carried a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.