Their Unusual Jerk

Their Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Unusual Jerk owned a crown to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Jerk often carried a radiator that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was simply life. A radiator was the chosen item.

Their Unusual Jerk looked for a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Their Unusual Jerk owned a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is epic. A condom would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Jerk needed a bat that they would often eat. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.