Tired Jerk

Tired Jerk carried a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Tired Jerk desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderful. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Tired Jerk desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Tired Jerk carried a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It was an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

Tired Jerk needed a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat was the item that was selected.

Tired Jerk desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes share. It would be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A CD player was the item that was opted for.