The Curious Jerk

The Curious Jerk desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Curious Jerk always carried a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen item.

The Curious Jerk needed a pint of cider that they would eat. It is a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Curious Jerk always carried a sword that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Curious Jerk found a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.