My Chinese Jerk

My Chinese Jerk found a piece of paper that they would often worship. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

My Chinese Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

My Chinese Jerk carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Jerk had a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a pen having that done to it

My Chinese Jerk desperately wanted a condom that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Jerk always carried a stapler that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it