His Fat Jerk

His Fat Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

His Fat Jerk often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Fat Jerk desperately searched for a pen to smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was amazing. A pen was the chosen thing.

His Fat Jerk carried a melon that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Fat Jerk desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Fat Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.