A Bewildered Jerk

A Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Jerk desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Jerk owned a cup that they would sometimes drop. It would be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Jerk wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.