The Talented Jerk

The Talented Jerk always carried a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Talented Jerk often carried a little monkey to eat. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Talented Jerk always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Talented Jerk had a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Talented Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Talented Jerk often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.