My Gentle Jerk

My Gentle Jerk desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awe-inspring. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It might have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

My Gentle Jerk always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

My Gentle Jerk always kept a rubber chicken to share. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It might be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.