My Lonely Jerk

My Lonely Jerk desired a sword that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Jerk desperately needed a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

My Lonely Jerk looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Lonely Jerk desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Jerk often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.