The Retarded Jerk

The Retarded Jerk searched for a set square that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

The Retarded Jerk carried a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

The Retarded Jerk desperately needed a mug that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Jerk desperately needed a pint of cider to sleep with. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Retarded Jerk always had with them a mug that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Jerk found a stretchman that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.