His Nervous Jerk

His Nervous Jerk looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Nervous Jerk looked for a crown that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

His Nervous Jerk always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Nervous Jerk owned a stapler that they liked to share. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Jerk desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.