The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk desperately desired a computer that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Lonely Jerk carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Jerk found a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. It would be an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Jerk had a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.