The Lovely Jerk

The Lovely Jerk desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Lovely Jerk desired a set of lego that they would eat. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Lovely Jerk desperately looked for a bat that they would sleep with. It was a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Jerk desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a new idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. A teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Jerk needed a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a strange operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.