Her Cheerful Jerk

Her Cheerful Jerk craved for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Jerk had a piece of paper that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Jerk craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Jerk wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Jerk owned a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. A teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Jerk carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.