The Gentle Jerk

The Gentle Jerk craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Jerk searched for a vibrator that they liked to break. It would be an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

The Gentle Jerk desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It might be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Gentle Jerk always carried a dildo that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Jerk desired a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It is a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.