A Dodgy Jerk

A Dodgy Jerk desired a ball that they would often embrace. It is a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Jerk needed a big sponge to share. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Jerk wanted a condom that they would often break. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A condom having that done to it

A Dodgy Jerk found a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they would often hug. This could be considered an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was exciting. A pen of all things.

A Dodgy Jerk needed a stapler that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.