Purple Jerk

Purple Jerk always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Purple Jerk desperately looked for a helmet to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

Purple Jerk craved for a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Purple Jerk desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a curious activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Purple Jerk wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Purple Jerk desperately craved for a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.