His Weary Jerk

His Weary Jerk had a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Weary Jerk carried a mug to rub on his belly. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Jerk craved for a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Jerk desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Jerk desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. This seems a surprising action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Jerk desperately wanted a helmet to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.