The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk desired a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

The Brainy Jerk carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Brainy Jerk often carried a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Jerk had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Jerk searched for a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Jerk found a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was opted for.