My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk had a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Curious Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. A bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Curious Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Curious Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would often break. This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Curious Jerk craved for a vibrator that they would often throw. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.