Their Funny Jerk

Their Funny Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It should be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Their Funny Jerk always kept a melon that they would hug. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

Their Funny Jerk owned a cheese grater that they would eat. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Their Funny Jerk searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Funny Jerk owned a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Jerk owned a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it