Her Magical Jerk

Her Magical Jerk desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Her Magical Jerk looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Jerk found a wig that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. A wig is the thing to opt for.

Her Magical Jerk always kept a cucumber that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Jerk had a tomato that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

Her Magical Jerk always carried a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. A hat is the thing to choose.