Angry Jerk

Angry Jerk searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Angry Jerk desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes share. It would have been a new action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

Angry Jerk often carried a radiator to worship. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Angry Jerk desperately wanted a cup that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

Angry Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Angry Jerk desperately desired a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.