The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk often carried a tomato that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Scary Jerk always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Scary Jerk carried a bottle of coke to annihilate It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Scary Jerk desperately needed a wig that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a wig being the item selected.

The Scary Jerk always carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Scary Jerk needed a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.