My Funny Jerk

My Funny Jerk owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

My Funny Jerk often carried a condom that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Funny Jerk desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often play with. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Funny Jerk desperately craved for a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

My Funny Jerk desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

My Funny Jerk often carried a chocolate bar to hug. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.