The Fucking Jerk

The Fucking Jerk desired a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Jerk desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Jerk always carried a sponge that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Jerk desperately craved for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk desperately needed a set square that they would demolish. It was a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.