My Special Jerk

My Special Jerk craved for a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Special Jerk found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Special Jerk desired a radiator that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Jerk desired a vibrator that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Jerk found a rubber chicken to play with. It would have been an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Special Jerk had a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.