A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was exciting. A stretchman being the thing selected.

A Boring Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

A Boring Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Boring Jerk always carried a lava lamp that they would break. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Boring Jerk always kept a spade that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Jerk desperately searched for a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.