The Chinese Jerk

The Chinese Jerk always kept a crown that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Chinese Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a funny idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Jerk desperately searched for a teapot to hug. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a spade that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Chinese Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.