Crypting Jerk

Crypting Jerk carried a hat that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Crypting Jerk owned a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Jerk desired a crown to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen item.

Crypting Jerk always carried a crown that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

Crypting Jerk needed a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Jerk desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.