The Energetic Jerk

The Energetic Jerk needed a pint of beer to break. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Jerk had a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Energetic Jerk found a stretchman that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Energetic Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Energetic Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would often throw. It was an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Energetic Jerk desired a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing opted for.