The Cute Jerk

The Cute Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Jerk desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Cute Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Jerk needed a dildo that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Cute Jerk desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an original operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.